“My names Joe, I’m the CEO,
I’m the man that makes the big wheels rolllll....”
Well I ain’t sure how it happened
And I don’t know exactly when
But everything got bigger
And the rules began to bend
And they taught the people
How to get their hair to shine
And how sweet life can be
If you keep a tight behind
And they raised the cost of living
And could we have known
They’d doubled the price of tickets
To go see Johnny’s show