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1 posted on 08/24/2018 9:23:37 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Cute!


2 posted on 08/24/2018 9:24:42 AM PDT by MissTed ( Private Tagline - Do Not Read!)
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To: sodpoodle

Okay; I shared these.


3 posted on 08/24/2018 9:29:22 AM PDT by Boomer (Beware The Obsessed Leftist Pit Bull Haters on FR. Same as Gun Grabbers.)
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To: sodpoodle

these jokes are hilarious!


5 posted on 08/24/2018 9:56:02 AM PDT by txnativegop (The political left, Mankinds intellectual hemlock)
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To: sodpoodle

The young blonde applied for a police job, and was being interviewed by the Police chief.

He showed her a mug shot on screen for 10 seconds, then asked her to describe the suspect.

She said, “He has only one eye, one ear and he uses contacts”

The chief shook his head and said “lady that was a side view of his face, so how can you say he has only one eye and one ear, but you are right he does wear contacts, so how did you figure that out”?

The blonde said “Duh that was easy, with only one ear how is he supposed to wear glasses”?


7 posted on 08/24/2018 11:22:03 AM PDT by entropy12 (Trump/Pence 2020)
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