You can’t bring yourself to say YES. You would have to agree with me. That would deflate your pride. You would lose face.
You can’t say NO. You would have to deny basic physics.
You have painted yourself into a corner.
So you have resorted to attempted ridicule. Twice.
It is not working.
You are out of ammunition.
Give up.
You cannot hide what you are doing from your Heavenly Father.
Repent.