Will it have granite countertops?
You got to have granite countertops.
And stainless steel appliances.
There is water frozen in some craters on the moon . Not much is there so it would be wise to get there first .
Tiny homes, huh? So basically, the astronauts will be living in the equivalent to a van down by the river... ‘cept out in space.
Just as long as taxpayers don’t pay for it. We have open borders we need to close and bills we need to pay so our children don’t have to!!
Yurts on the moon!
“I’ve called this meeting to go over some of the suggestions you e-mailed me for this proposed orbiting moon station.
Johnson. Your suggestion is a bit odd. A leaf blower? There are no leaves up there. There is no air to blow around. What were you thinking?
And Franklin. You think they might need a bird bath? Maybe we can all just go to Lowe’s and build a space station there.
But this, this takes the cake.
Grisetti. You actually think that they might need a spare tire? How many tires do you think a space station has? Four. You really think a space station has four tires?
Where did you go to school, Grisetti? Oh. Harvard. Well. I see. Did they tell you there were roads in space at Harvard.
They did? I’ll be.”
I’m surprised that this plan does not include artificial gravity.
If people will be spending significant time onboard, why not do something to give them an up/down. Like splitting up the craft in two parts, tethering them, and spinning them.
They’ve got to put Madame Hillary somewhere!
What we need is teeny tiny little spacemen.
Spacemen about the size of, oh, let’s say Barbie.
We could send Ken and Barbie to the moon.
NASA could sell Barbie Moon Bases and use the profits to fund something really important...........like phasers.
Little phasers. Little Barbie-sized phasers.
Then, Barbie could phaserize any moon monsters.
You know.
Like Joy Behar.
Wouldn’t you want a phaser if you were circling the moon and Joy Behar jumped out of some moon cave and that big head of hers made the sunny side of the moon go dark?
I’d want a phaser.
Zeeeep! Take that Joy Behar Moon Monster!
Back to the depths of that foul moon cave you come from.
Would be a good spot to build a space elevator.
That's approx. equivalent to (actually: less than) a room measuring 10' x 10' x 10'. Even a single astronaut couldn't exactly "roam around" in there!
Regards,