Since my wife’s family is from the New Orleans area, I thought I’d elaborate more fully on this LSU naming dilemma. Since we can’t have a pampered rescue tiger as a collegiate mascot, we should change it to a more politically correct symbol to make the serious leftists more comfortable. I am open to suggestions. The most obvious one is LSU “Coonasses” or in a more diverse vein,. LSU Beignets. or the LSU Shrimpers. Just a few thots on a slow morning.
Soyboys? Oh yeah, can’t use a gender. Soy Critters. Got that Cajun flavor and embodies the virtue signalling nauseous feel you’re looking for in a 21st century mascot.
On another note, however, how about the Cajun Navy gearing up to help out the Palmetto State. Those boys are ragers. They may show up before the Coast Guard does, which is saying nothing about the USCG, who is generally rushing into ports that every other boat is trying to run from.