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Shiver me timbers and plug up me scuppers! I can't believe that a veritable staple on FR such as Talk Like A Pirate Day has no thread posted yet!

I took it upon meself, Bloody Sam Roberts...the Dread Pirate Roberts if you will...to post one up. Arrrrr.

1 posted on 09/19/2018 6:25:28 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

How many letters in the Pirate’s Alphabet?

Two, Aye and Arrrgh!.......................


2 posted on 09/19/2018 6:26:25 AM PDT by Red Badger (Q..........................Future Proves Past..............WWG1WGA.....................)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?


3 posted on 09/19/2018 6:26:29 AM PDT by Mercat
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Aaaarrrrgh! Avast, Matey, what are we going to do with ye Seinfeld Infield?


4 posted on 09/19/2018 6:28:41 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Well it’s actually “Talk like Robert Newton playing Long John Silver” day.

So “Avast Ye Scurvy dogs! Lower Your Flag! Ye been Scuttled! ARRRRR Jim Lad...Shiver me timbers...kiss the black spot”

I’m from Savannah. As the Pirates House (where Cap’n Flint died) is here, we know Treasure Island Pirates!


8 posted on 09/19/2018 6:43:23 AM PDT by Conan the Librarian (The Best in Life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and the Dewey Decimal System)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

What’s a pirate’s favorite subject in school?
Aaarrrt!


9 posted on 09/19/2018 6:47:32 AM PDT by j.havenfarm ( 1,500 posts as of 8/10/18. A FReeper since 2000; never shutting up!)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Yo Ho!! I seen a Hillerwhale wharsed up on th beach an you ain’t smelled nuthin worser in all your born days. ARRRRGHHHHH.


10 posted on 09/19/2018 6:48:00 AM PDT by Gasshog ( Fight climate change - Try beating the air and scream at the sky)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts; Gamecock; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; PROCON; Army Air Corps; KC_Lion

11 posted on 09/19/2018 6:50:35 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

And this yarr it be on the day when ye atone fer all yer scurvy ways and apologize to all the dirty dogs ye made walk the plank


12 posted on 09/19/2018 6:54:20 AM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

What is a pirates favorite letter?

You might think it’s the Arrr, but it is the Sea.


14 posted on 09/19/2018 7:04:46 AM PDT by READINABLUESTATE (But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.- George Orwell)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

What do Keith Richards and Paul McCartney have in common?

Both played Pirates in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Arrrh


16 posted on 09/19/2018 7:08:58 AM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2j90qg_5_w

Enjoy!


18 posted on 09/19/2018 7:17:55 AM PDT by left that other site (For America to have CONFIDENCE in our future, we must have PRIDE in our HISTORY... DJT)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

All ye landlubbers, learn yer lingo here:
https://youtu.be/ffAsk_0Go3U


19 posted on 09/19/2018 7:18:23 AM PDT by Auntie Mame (Fear not tomorrow. God is already there.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Arrrgh.


20 posted on 09/19/2018 7:24:01 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they ARRRRR!!!


21 posted on 09/19/2018 7:27:32 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the SEALs of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The United States of America.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
2018 Twisted Tuna Pirate fest

Saturday October 6th 2018, 2pm-11pm

Arrrrr!
22 posted on 09/19/2018 7:29:10 AM PDT by VastRWCon (LARGE PRINT GIVE IT, small print take it away.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

I don’t see why lawyers should have their own special day just because they are shake down artists.


23 posted on 09/19/2018 7:31:19 AM PDT by Salvavida
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Why can’t pirate children sing the ABC song?
Because they can never sing past the letter RRRRRRRRRR


24 posted on 09/19/2018 8:27:04 AM PDT by llevrok (Vote while it's still legal.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts; All

For those interested, check with your library system to see if they offer Mango Languages.

Mango will teach you how to speak “Pirate!”


25 posted on 09/19/2018 8:28:50 AM PDT by Conan the Librarian (The Best in Life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and the Dewey Decimal System)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Dave Barry’s original 2002 column:

https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928052.html


27 posted on 09/19/2018 9:42:09 AM PDT by glock rocks (... so much win!)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts


29 posted on 09/19/2018 4:17:49 PM PDT by Chode ( WeÂ’re America, Bitch!)
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