Posted on 09/20/2018 3:55:01 PM PDT by Gamecock
Peeing off the back porch is actually a thing many natives do. I lived there in the 90’s and multiple guys I worked with did it every morning.
I flop it out all the time and never get a hassle. However, I live in the middle of NH with miles of woods all around. And lots of squirrels. Lots. Fat squirrels.
If ya stop and think about it, squirrels is kinda a funny word.
Was beer involved?
It was posted in Chat——that’s what Chat is for.
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Dude goes on a sex offender list for life but witnesses clearly state “he Flopped it out”
I think womens are often offended that they can’t write their name in the snow....
Go find a creepy porn site to discuss you private parts and disgusting behavior.
You beat me to it.
I. WOULD. KILL. FOR. THAT.
How is it porn?
“He’s a real gentleman, takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees.”
Steel Magnolias
The civilized thing to do is get up early, stake out the bathroom, and make the girls dance /S
Heck, it’s YOUR house!
Mad you got busted?
Then tell them to make you some eggs LOL
Kidding! Kidding! Women won’t make breakfast.
It’s a guy thing we do while the ladies sleep and we take pee.
In the USA, if your backyard isn’t private, you can’t just whip it out in front of all your neighbors. That’s why we have France.
I raised 3 boys too, one still in progress. And at our old house, they would definitely use holes in the brick alley behind our back yard!
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BFD!
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I think womens are often offended that they can’t write their name in the snow....
I cant take a pee in the woods without looking for cameras in the oak trees.
I swear on my honor, they have wildlife cams everywhere, and it’s ridiculous.
Hey the dogs taking a whizz, the cat’s taking a whizz, BUT I’ll raise hell if Elmer takes a whizz!
The French are a bit odd, but we would not be America had the French not helped us.
I spoke this AM of Alexadre Dumont.
I finally stumped the old M60 track commander till I jarred his memory.
The Count of Monte Cristo
One of the best movies ever...
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