I was just at the 25th annual Telluride Brews & Blues Festival. More than 75 different brewers. I couldn’t tell you what I drank. Not even one of them. There was a killer Oktoberfest, and I remember trying an IPA that was about 11.5%. I don’t remember much after that. Pretty sure I wasn’t groped though.
Yes you were.
By a 17 year old boy, who someday will be President.
Go tell everyone. Just in case.
Did you remember to wear a swim suit under your clothes?
That’s the sign of a good groper. You’re not sure.