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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

breaking wind LOL.

Did any of you ever think, you would see the spectacle of a United State Senator questioning a Supreme Court nominee, about fart jokes in a high school yearbook????

Is getting to the bottom of the fart joke code an important aspect of constitutional law to be explored with a Supreme Court candidate?????


3 posted on 09/29/2018 12:03:57 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Dilbert San Diego
I just *loved* the grilling re the Yearbook, as performed by that bloviating "Senator With Recovered Memory of Serving in Vietnam".

Uhhh .... harumph! Mr Kavanaugh, I see numerous cryptic yearbook references, no doubt all referring to your notorious gang rapes of girls. What's this first one about? F-F-F-F-F.... ?

Senator, that refers to a classmate who had a tough time getting out words that started with F.

Um, well, harumph. OK, what's this "Devil's Triangle"? Two gang rapists with a girl between them?

No sir, Senator. It's a drinking game. Similar to Quarters. Are you familiar with Quarters, Senator?

Well... I, uh, let's see, harumph. And what's this reference to Boof? Did you "boof" young innocent girls after drugging them?

No, Senator. Boof means to pass gas.

Oh! Well.... er, ah ....

As Ann Coulter pointed out: "When all is said and done, Dems were reduced to grilling a Sup Ct nominee over high school fart jokes. This was their MeToot! moment"

7 posted on 09/29/2018 12:48:26 PM PDT by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC ("Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt" - Pr. Herbert Hoover)
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