[Cecily]

Poor cows and Atlanta drivers.

[Dr. Sivana]

Now THAT is cow tipping.

[Tell It Right]

It’s hard to get an accurate cow head count when Rep.’s John Lewis, Hank Johnson, Sanford Bishop, and David Scott. :)

[BenLurkin]

Traffic is mooooving along.

[Red Badger]

Jerry Clower

Uncle Versie’s trial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqw4IayN1AI

[bgill]

Run, Bessie, run!

[bankwalker]

What did the old bull say to the young bull?

[Tucker39]

89 cows on a semi? They had to be crammed in there like sardines. And with that much weight, it was top-heavy. So when the numbskull driver took the ramp at excess speed, it rolled over. It’s elementary, Watson.

[Tucker39]

To the media types, all bovines are “cows”. If these cattle happened to be young heifers, 89 of them might still have breathing room. But speeding on the exit ramp is still not advised.

[Tucker39]

To the media types, all bovines are “cows”. If these cattle happened to be young heifers, 89 of them might still have breathing room. But speeding on the exit ramp is still not advised.

[ETL]

[kalee]

It happened before back in the 90s. I was on 285 going from spaghetti junction to Avondale Estates. What a mess! It took hours to clear the wreck and catch all the cows. Iirc some in the truck died.

[ETL]

[piasa]

Steer-ing go out?

[ETL]

[ETL]

[Delta 21]

I hope Atlanta likes balogna. Pre-tenderized with tasty chunks of asphalt.

[null and void]

All that being said, I nearly hit a cow on the road last night.

[cuban leaf]

Lost: seventy limping, traumatized cows.

[DannyTN]

Boudreaux was testifying in his lawsuit against a trucking company.

Trucking company attorney: "Boudreaux didn't you tell the officer at the scene that you were fine?"
Boudreaux: "Well let me told you, Me and my favorite cow Betsy..."
Attorney: "Yes or No, did you tell the officer at the scene that you were fine?"
Boudreaux, "Me and my favorite cow Betsy were..."
Attorney: "Judge can you order him to answer the question."
Judge: "Well I'd kind of like to hear about him and his favorite cow Betsy, go ahead Boudreaux."

"It's like dis, me and Betsy were headed home when my truck broke down. I was just letting Betsy out of the truck when this 18 wheeler comes speeding around the corner and runs over both of us. It knocked Betsy into one ditch and me into the other.

"The officer arrived and I could tell Betsy was in bad shape by the way she was moaning. The officer walked over to the ditch where Betsy was, pulled out his revolver and shot her dead.

"Then he walked over to the ditch where I lay, still holding his revolver and asked, "Are you okay". Now what would you say?"

[ETL]