[hamboy]

I met a volunteer teacher at a Christian Sunday school in Canoga Park, Calif., she said she's foreigner, I ask her nationality, "... naturalized U.S. citizen now but native from Mexico." I asked a hyphothetical question, “who would you fight for if war between U.S. and Mexico would eventually erupt today?” She stumbled, nobody asked her that before. I asked, “didn't you swear your allegiance for the U.S.A.? And never again you'll say I'm foreigner.”

[glenduh]

I went for blood & urine tests. A young Honduran (I did not ask, she volunteered info) woman looked at my last name and asked where I was from. I named my town. She said, “No. I meant what country.” I answered the United States. She said, No. I meant your family. I said we are all Americans. She said I meant what country is your name from. I said Oh! It’s Italian. She said so you’re Italian. I said no my great grandfather was. She asked if I ever went home. I answered “I am home. I am an American.” She ordered the wrong blood test and lost my urine cup!