[Impy]

Well Belly Button Chick, our Bears have an early bye this year. Reminds me of High School, I had the early lunch period, 10:45 is too early for lunch.

"You should have had brunch instead!"

Thank you Pepe, that's a very helpful observation.

"Since we're keeping this disgusting thing, does it prefer dog or cat food? Not even Petsmart has skunk food. They have skunk bait but it's so expensive for a little jar."

"Do not trouble yourself my dear, caviar and Champagne will suffice for me."

"Alexa, can you go to jail for murdering an anthropomorphic skunk?"

"Come on, you know that question is too specific for me to answer. Would you like to know the weather in Baghdad, Iraq?"

"Sure."

"It's the desert, it's ****ing hot. Any other stupid questions?"

"Can you go to jail for throwing an echo dot out the window?"

"Only if I hit someone."

"You call this humor? Boycott!!!!!"

Sorry, writers block. Hell the Thursday game starts pretty soon, I better just post this. Maybe I'll think of something amusing to say later. Say, I heard 'Law and Order: SV(p)U' is tackling the refugee urchin 'crisis', I wonder which side they'll be on........

"BOYCOTT!!!!"

I think we agree, for once.

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD PING WEEK 5

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Very late, sorry. Get your Thursday picks in.

Thursday picks received so far New England: Impy, Bender, Big, Pete, Rummy

Darkangel's picks

Tonight: Patriots

Sunday: Titans

Falcons

Broncos

Chiefs

Packers

Browns

Giants

Dolphins

Lightning strikes in SoCal as the Chargers win

49ers strike gold at home since AZ can’t win

Rams stampede to 5-0

Eagles over Vikes at home

Cowboys win the battle of Texas

Saints go marching in to a win on MNF

Ro's picks

[Reno89519]

NFL? It’s still a boycott. What part of standing for the flag and national anthem do you or they not understand?

[rdl6989]

Colts are going to lose, probably due to a stupid play.

[Chainmail]

Crap. You treasonous idiots again.

Can’t get enough kneeling during the National Anthem?

Boycott the NFL or self-deport.

[teeman8r]

pats
bills
FALCONS
BRONCOS
chiefs
PACKers
ravens
panthers
bengal
Raiders
49ers
VIKINGS
seahawks
texans

redskins

[AAABEST]

Nice job at s**t stirring - welcome to a permanent spot on a lot of douche lists.

You totally deserve it... for being a douche.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

THURSDAY, OCT 4, 2018
Indianapolis at New England
(washout...was watching the GEOTUS rally in MINN when the ping came.)

SUNDAY, OCT 7, 2018
Cincinnati
Atlanta
Baltimore
N.Y. Jets
Green Bay
Kansas City
Carolina
Buffalo
L.A. Chargers
Arizona
L.A. Rams
Philadelphia
Dallas

MONDAY, OCT 8, 2018
New Orleans

Week 4 Bye Teams: Chicago, Tampa Bay

[N. Theknow]

How nice to watch an NFL game in October with NO pink crap on display.

[Godebert]

Disgraceful to see NFL FAN-BOY threads on Freerepublic.

Un-American!

[Impy]

Last call if you wanna get picks in!

[Rummyfan]

Almost kickoff time, gotta get my picks in!

THURSDAY, OCT 4, 2018 (All Times Eastern)

Indianapolis at New England 8:20 pm NFLN/Fox Gillette Stadium I correctly picked the Pats. Nuff said.

SUNDAY, OCT 7, 2018

Miami at Cincinnati 1:00 pm CBS Paul Brown Stadium Miami stumbled a bit last week whereas the Bengals beat Atlanta on the road. Bengals.

Atlanta at Pittsburgh 1:00 pm FOX Heinz Field Two stumbling supposedly contending teams. Atlanta is decimated on defense. Pittsburgh is a Jekyl-And-Hyde team, but better at home. Steelers.

Baltimore at Cleveland 1:00 pm CBS FirstEnergy Stadium Other than a hiccup against the Bengals the Ravens have looked pretty good, rejuvenated on offense. The Browns have also shown some rejuvenation and Baker Mayfield looks like the real deal. It will be close but.... Ravens.

Denver at N.Y. Jets 1:00 pm CBS MetLife Stadium Sam Darnold is struggling. Hey he's only what, twenty-one? Denver will rebound to get this one. Broncos.

Green Bay at Detroit 1:00 pm FOX Ford Field Green Bay ... what's up with the Pack?! Detroit plays well, but often loses. The GB secondary is severely depleted, Matthew Stafford is licking his chops. In a mild upset.... Lions.

Jacksonville at Kansas City 1:00 pm CBS Arrowhead Stadium The vaunted Jax D meets the hottest QB and offense in the league. A big test for the wunderkind Patrick Mahomes. He'll pass. Literally. Chiefs.

N.Y. Giants at Carolina 1:00 pm FOX Bank of America Stadium The G-Men... if they only had an effective O-line they could just let Saquon Barkley run wild. Carolina has looked strong. Panthers.

Tennessee at Buffalo 1:00 pm CBS New Era Field Tennessee has come out of nowhere to win a couple big ones. And the Bills despite that upset of the Vikings a couple of weeks ago, are still the Bills. Titans.

Oakland at L.A. Chargers 4:05 pm CBS StubHub Center The Raiders got lucky against Cleveland last week. I still love Rivers and the Bolts though... Chargers.

Arizona at San Francisco 4:25 pm FOX Levi's Stadium The Cardinals are giving the Bills a run for worst of the league. Bu I think against a Garrapolo-less Niners, Josh Rosen may have enough to produce a W. Cardinals.

L.A. Rams at Seattle 4:25 pm FOX CenturyLink Field The Legion of Doom is no more, and the toothless Seattle D will not be able to slow the Rams attack. Oh, and they're pretty good on the other side of the ball too. Rams.

Minnesota at Philadelphia 4:25 pm FOX Lincoln Financial Field Only Week 5, but these are two desperate teams. All things being equal, I'll take Carson Wentz and the Iggles at home against the Vikes. Eagles.

Dallas at Houston 8:20 pm NBC NRG Stadium Maybe this looked like a marquis match-up when the schedule came out but now... Meh. Still I think Deshaun Watson will shine on the national stage. Texans.

MONDAY, OCT 8, 2018

Washington at New Orleans 8:15 pm ESPN Mercedes-Benz Superdome The Saints in the Dome? Record aside, Brees has been great offensively. The 'Skins just dont have enough scoring power to keep up. Saints.

Good luck everyone!

[L,TOWM]

Out me down with the Eagles tonight, brochacho...