An oldie....As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman? “A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.
What do a fat girl and a moped have in common?....
They are both a lot of fun to ride, at least until your friends see you riding one.