Good Grief! Bad fashion all around.
Laura: Her dress looks like my blue Wedgwood china. The white pattern makes her look wide and short. Her hairstyle is dated, too. Betty Ford-ish, from the alcoholic years.
The groom: Did he just return from his bachelor party?
Barbara: She looks just odd. Vulgar dress. The pic with her bony ribs is bizarre. Makes me wonder if she’s a smoker like her mother and doesn’t eat.
George W.: Well, he looks just dapper. Best dressed!
My mom must have 60 place setting of this pattern, plus lots of serving pieces:
https://www.replacements.com/webquote/ww_cclp.htm