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So, I had a birthday last week, I'm now old enough to President. Boy, saying that makes me feel old.

"Cucks can't be President, not since FDR anyway!!! BOYCOTT!!!!"

"Actually, my friend Barry here was the last cuck President wink wink. You catch my drift? I slept with that fine Wookie Woman Michelle, Barry is gay. You know, before reconnecting with Barry here, I hadn't seen another Black person in 7 years. I live on a Cul-de-sac!

Yeah, I caught the drift you didn't need to explain, thanks Reverend. Um anyway, the NFL is returning to Merry Olde London for 3 games this season, this week those Limeys get to see our very best, the Seahawks and the 1-4 Raiders, who sacrifice a home game for this jolly good enterprise of international marketing.
I hope they have a punter with a strong leg so those fans will be excited.

"JOLLY GOOD BOYCOTT!!! Traitors!!!!!"

Traitors? Excuse me, who the heck are you?

"Oh that's just Ser Dumdum of Mole's Town. I dismissed him from my Kingsguard for excessive virtue signaling. And you know me, I love a good virtue signal, but this chap goes overboard."

"He smells funny."

"Ah that's because he lives in hole in the ground. He only emerges to signal his virtue. I respect the NFL boycotters, I don't watch it myself, we prefer Cricket in Westeros, but calling people traitors for watching a sport ball game or maybe even not watching but still picking the winners, is just sad."

"I prefer crickets for dinner! In a fine red wine sauce of course!"

"I knew YOU had something to that awful chirping noise in the basement! You went out and bought a lot of crickets!!!"

"Actually, I bought them for him. They wouldn't let him in the store because he didn't have shoes on. Anthropomorphic animals need to follow human dress codes, even in pet stores."

Burqa chick!!?!?!?! But I thought you were Belly Chick in disguise!

"I was, but now I've been spun off into my own character. Think of me like 'I dream of Jeannie's' dark-haired cousin."

"Do you have dark hair?"

"Yarr, I can answer that question!!"

"Commissioner Smith, doing each other's hair was supposed to be our little secret!!!"

"What can I say, I'm a scuvy dog!"

"CORNY!!! Clearly made up on the fly with little thought!!! No one is laughing at his garbage!!! Boycott!!!!!!!"

NFL LIVE THREAD PING WEEK 6

Let me know if you want on/off the list. Thursday kickoff soon, cutting it close this week!

Picks received so far. Thursday: Philly: Impy, Bender, Rummy, LTOWM Giants: Cletus, Pete

Darkangel's picks

Eagles

Bucs

Panthers

Seahawks

Jets

Vikings

Steelers

Browns

Texans

Dolphins

Rams to go 6-0

Tennessee over the purple crows Cowboys

Patriots- May see a QB shootout here Packers to win on MNF

Teeman's picks

Eagles

falcons

Bengles

Browns

Raiders

Bears

Vikings

Colts

Panthers

Texans

Rams

Jaguars

Ravens

Pats

Packers

Ro's picks

You can all rest easy now, they are finally here! My picks for todays games:

Arizona at Minnesota: I have no pithy statements to make here. Vikes under performing but Arizona is awful. Vikings win
Carolina at Washington: 'Skins have played all over the place. But Carolina has been consistently good. That continues today. Panthers win
Chicago at Miami: Getting Kalil Mack has ignited a fire in the Bears, they look like beasts this year. Miami has played okay in a really weak AFC thus far but they Bears buzzsaw cuts through them today. Bears win
Indianapolis at N.Y. Jets: Tough one. Two teams not doing well. I'll take the experience of Luck over the growing pains of Sammy D. Colts Win
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati: Bengals have surprised me this year. So have the Steelers, and not in a good way. I'll take the home team in this one. Bengals win
Seattle "at" Oakland: Ah, London. Two west coast teams playing 11 hours from home. What could go wrong? I suppose Seattle is a little less dysfunctional this year so they should handle the trip better. Seahags win
Buffalo at Houston: The Bills are not a good team. The Texans should be one, on paper. But so far it's been underwhelming for them. Still, better than the Bills, especially at home. Texans Win
L.A. Chargers at Cleveland: Cleveland has made some pretty nice improvements but they lack the experience to take out the Bolts. Chargers win
Tampa Bay at Atlanta: Is Tampa Bay really good? Is such a thing even possible? No it isn't. Atlanta Wins
L.A. Rams at Denver: Can the Rams go 16-0? I doubt it. But they stay undefeated for one more week. Rams win
Baltimore at Tennessee: I'm still a bit salty about the Titans abusing the Iggles a couple weeks ago so out of spite I say "From hell's hear, I stab at thee, Tennessee!" Ravens Win
Jacksonville at Dallas: Dak is still learning how to throw a football to a specific person in a specific spot. That's never a good thing from your QB. Jaguars win
Kansas City at New England: I am really looking forward to this one. Do I think Mahomes is the next big thing? Maybe but I want to see more. If anyone can expose him, it's Bellicheat. I'm going to buck the conventional wison and go with: Chiefs win
San Francisco at Green Bay: Mike McCarthy put in some new plays this week. In addition to the usual "Aaron runs around and throws a TD to whoever is open" he's added "Aaron fakes a handoff and then runs around and throws to whoever is open." It's his most creative move since becoming head coach so obviously .... Packers win

Well, got Philly right on Thursday night. Here come the rest!

SUNDAY, OCT 14, 2018

Arizona at Minnesota 1:00 pm FOX U.S. Bank Stadium Minnesota at home against one of the worst teams in the league. Reminds me of an earlier game against the Bills... Still, the Vikings seem to have righted their Norse ship. Vikings.

Carolina at Washington 1:00 pm FOX FedEx FieldThe Panthers are ... well, not rolling, but doing enough to win. The Redskins... nah, Panthers.

Chicago at Miami 1:00 pm FOX Hard Rock Stadium Just a couple of weeks ago the Phish were 3 - 0. After today, they'll be 3 - 3. Bears.

Indianapolis at N.Y. Jets 1:00 pm CBS MetLife Stadium Sam Darnold is improving every game. Jay - Eee - Tee - Ess. Jets Jets Jets!

Pittsburgh at Cincinnati 1:00 pm CBS Paul Brown Stadium An AFC North showdown! Are the Bengals for real? How many time has that been asked over the last fifteen years?! Big Ben and Company are playing a lot better. They get it done today. Steelers.

Seattle "at" Oakland 1:00 pm FOX Wembley Stadium (London, UK) Didn't realize this game was in London till this morning. Oh well, the Raiders under Gruden 2.0 seem lost. Seahawks.

Buffalo at Houston 1:00 pm CBS NRG Stadium Buffalo seems tp all off the impossible every other week or so. But I still Like Deshaun Watson and Company. Texans.

L.A. Chargers at Cleveland 1:00 pm CBS FirstEnergy Stadium I always pick Philip Rivers and the Chargers. Why would I change even though they're playing a resurgent Browns team?! Chargers.

Tampa Bay at Atlanta 1:00 pm FOX Mercedes-Benz Stadium The days of Fitz-Magic seem ,ing agar, but I dont trust James Winston. Falcons.

L.A. Rams at Denver 4:05 pm FOX Broncos Stadium at Mile High The Rams will stay unbeaten. Rams.

Baltimore at Tennessee 4:25 pm CBS Nissan Stadium Ravens laid an egg in Cleveland did last week; Tennessee did the same in Buffalo. So whom to choose between these two solidly middle-of-the-pack team? I think the Ravens rebound. Ravens.

Jacksonville at Dallas 4:25 pm CBS AT&T Stadium Every time I think Jax is ready to take it to the next level they take a step back. But against the Cowboys?! Blake Bortles cant throw another 4 INTs can he? Can he?! Jaguars.

Kansas City at New England 8:20 pm NBC Gillette Stadium The Hot, Hot, Hot Chiefs come to Foxboro. I dont think Tom and Rob and Coach Bill will be able to put up enough points to keep up with Mahomes and the boys. Chiefs.

MONDAY, OCT 15, 2018

San Francisco at Green Bay 8:15 pm ESPN Lambeau Field The Packers at home .... on Monday night... against a Niners team without Garropolo.... The Pack romps. Packers.

Good luck everyone! How about those LSU Tigers?!