Pizzas must shrink or lose their toppings under Government anti-obesity plan [UK]

UK Telegraph ^ | October 11, 2018 | Laura Donnelly

[I want the USA back]

The UK tells you what to put on your pizza, and throws you in jail for complaining about muzzies slicing heads off.

[MayflowerMadam]

How much more can pizzas shrink? I recall when a large pizza was ... well ... large.

[Buckeye McFrog]

I guess these guys won't be crossing the pond then.

[metmom]

And people will just buy two.

What idiots run the government!

[simpson96]

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[Joe 6-pack]

The Ministry of Plenty has announced the pizza ration will be increased from 30 grams to 20 grams.

[folkquest]

I worked at a pizza restaurant. I would get asked how large a pizza was then how many slices it was cut into. A standard response to this information was “How large would it be if you cut it in 10 slices instead of 8?” I kid you not

I tell them to cut it into 6 slices because I cannot eat 8!

When I was young, I worked at a pizzeria in Jersey. One day, an old woman walked in and said, I'd like a large cesarean to go! I had to go in the back room to crack up before I made her the Sicilian pizza to go!

[moovova]

“Criminy, mate. I’d better get three of those little buggers if I’m going to have a right full meal.”

[wally_bert]

I can think of several dim busybodies that would love to have the job of pizza and other food enforcement.

One of them is a hefty hag who lived to control others.

[Chode]

go ahead yuo dumb azz limeys, they will just ORDER TWO and get even fatter!!!