Another freeper posted about the guy that won the $100 million dollar lottery awhile ago, and told his wife to pack.
“Should I pack for the mountains or the beach?”
“I don’t care. Just pack up and get out of here!”
A man is sitting at the table with his wife and ask her what she would do if he won the lottery.
She replied, “take half the money and divorce you.”
He said, “I won $12 on the lottery yesterday. Here’s $6, keep in touch.”
Lawyers would have a field day. But if it’s just a girlfriend or shack job... Hasta la vista BABY!!!