[Tax-chick]

This is the natural conclusion of any intelligent theologian’s journey.

"The Onion"?

[golux]

And Nothing compares...

To Jews...

[bgill]

This is the natural conclusion of any intelligent theologian’s journey

Hardly intelligent.

Has she been told it's against the rules for muslim women to shave their heads.

[rdcbn]

O’Conner has been trying to commit suicide for many years

Looks like she may succeed this time