Yup, you’re nothing more than a scratching post to a cat! Or a rubbing post, if scratching isn’t called for. The world exists as nothing more than something for the kittiez to rub up against.
lol
When he hears the fridge door open or the microwave on, he rubs against my leg non stop.
And when I’m done giving him a few bits of what I’m eating, he gives me the paw and leaves the room again to go lay down.