Adam replies, “that sounds costly, what can I get for a rib?”
God replies, “Ruth Bader Ginsburg”..................
God caused Adam to sleep soundly and removed a rib. From that, he formed the woman.
When Adam woke, he wiped the sleep from his eyes and looked over at what God had made and said
“Whoa”
“Man”
Three nuns died in a horrific taxi accident. In Heaven St.Peter at the Golden Gate congratulated them on their much praised work for the Lord. However, he stated that each one in order to enter through the gate must answer correctly one question concerning the Garden of Eden. “If you answer correctly the light will flash, the bell will ring and the Gate will open for you to enter.”
To the first nun he asked, “Who were the two people in the Garden”? “That’s an easy one she said, it was Adam and Eve. The light flashed, the bell rang and the Gate opened.
To the second nun he asked, “Satan was in the Garden, how was he identified”? “That’s an easy one she said, Satan was the snake”. Again the light flashed, the bell rang and the Gate opened for her to enter.
To the third nun he asked, “what were the first words Eve said to Adam”? “Oh, she said that’s a hard one”
The light flashed, the bell rang and the Gate swung open.
A guy is laying on a beech in California when a bottle washes up at his feet.
He rubs the bottle and out pops a genie who granted him one wish.
“I am scared to fly but I always wanted to go to Hawaii so I would like a bridge from California to Hawaii.”
The genie scoffs and says “Do you have any idea how deep the Pacific Ocean is? How do you expect to be me to be able to make such a feat of engineering? No. I’ll grant you another wish.”
“I want to be able to understand women.”
“Yea uhhhh hmmm well ..... Were you wanting a 2 lane bridge or a 4 lane bridge?”
God replied, “of course Adam, you can ask me anything you wish.”
Adam hesitated a little, shuffled his feet, and asked God,“Why did you make Eve so beautiful”?
God smiled as though the answer were obvious and said, “so that you will love her”.
Adam acknowledged that but clearly had another question on his mind so he asked God, “then why did you make her so soft and curvy”?
God’s smile broadened as he answered, “So you will love her”.
The puzzled look on Adam’s face indicated he had one more question that may be a little tougher. Adam was still smarting a bit after being removed from the Garden of Eden, and asked one more question, “God, please tell me why you made Eve so dumb”?
God’s eyes twinkled as he replied “So she will love you”.