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Elephant found wandering in New York town gets escort from state police
FoxNews.com ^ | Nov 12, 2018 | Travis Fedschun | Fox News

Posted on 11/12/2018 10:47:26 AM PST by ETL

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To: ETL

>> While it’s not clear how the elephant got out of the sanctuary <<

Musta flew over the fence


21 posted on 11/12/2018 11:25:34 AM PST by Pollard (If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
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To: HereInTheHeartland
"The insurance claim..."

And we converted it.

We know a thing or two because we'ved seen it.

22 posted on 11/12/2018 11:30:45 AM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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To: dfwgator

The elephant is a RINO...lives in a sanctuary. Believes in open borders.


23 posted on 11/12/2018 11:42:07 AM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: ETL

The Elephant was probably looking for a local Polling Location so it could cast a Provisional Ballot for Cuomo.


24 posted on 11/12/2018 11:45:55 AM PST by Kickass Conservative (Democracy, two Wolves and one Sheep deciding what's for Dinner.)
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To: Bob434

Q:Why can’t you go in the park between 2 and 4pm?
A:That’s when elephants are jumping out of trees.

Q:Why are midgets so short?
A:They went into the park between 2 and 4pm.


25 posted on 11/12/2018 11:53:16 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: Bob434

Q:Why can’t you go in the park between 2 and 4pm?
A:That’s when elephants are jumping out of trees.

Q:Why are midgets so short?
A:They went into the park between 2 and 4pm.


26 posted on 11/12/2018 11:53:16 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: DannyTN

Q: how do you get out of an elephant?
A: Run around till you’re all pooped out


27 posted on 11/12/2018 11:55:28 AM PST by Bob434
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To: ETL

The elephant got lost? So it knew where it was, then it took a wrong turn or..?


28 posted on 11/12/2018 11:58:04 AM PST by subterfuge (RIP T.P.)
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To: Bob434

Q:What’s big and grey and bubbly all over?
A:Elephant in a microwave.


29 posted on 11/12/2018 11:58:35 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: ETL
Westtown is near Middletown

Let me guess, Easttown is just on the other side of Middletown?

30 posted on 11/12/2018 12:01:55 PM PST by pepsi_junkie (Often wrong, but never in doubt!)
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To: ETL

Veterans Day and we see they treated this Vietnam War Vet with TLC!


31 posted on 11/12/2018 12:10:45 PM PST by Midwesterner53
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Lol! Didn’t enter my mind: Westtown - Middletown. I couldn’t find a decent map highlighting Westtown, and learned that it was near the comparatively large town of Middletown.


32 posted on 11/12/2018 12:11:11 PM PST by ETL (Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
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To: ETL

Poor elephant.

It’s good that they were able to help it back to the sanctuary without hurting it.


33 posted on 11/12/2018 12:12:46 PM PST by Innovative
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To: Red Badger

He’s not dead yet.


34 posted on 11/12/2018 12:14:27 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: DannyTN; Bob434; KC_Lion; mass55th

I pondered the possibility of a preponderance of pachyderm puns.

I am presently pleasantly pleased.


35 posted on 11/12/2018 12:14:49 PM PST by oldvirginian ( Buckle up kids, rough road ahead.)
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To: ETL
That'd be an interesting 911 call...

"You see a WHAT? Un-huh. Surrre. Sir, have you been drinking this evening?"

36 posted on 11/12/2018 12:16:09 PM PST by wbill
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To: oldvirginian

That response was alittered with “p”s.


37 posted on 11/12/2018 12:17:51 PM PST by DannyTN
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To: oldvirginian

LOL!!


38 posted on 11/12/2018 12:18:23 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: ETL

Glad they got it home safely.


39 posted on 11/12/2018 12:19:34 PM PST by Rusty0604
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To: ETL

Somewhere, Otis is saying “See Barney, I wasn’t lying!” d;^)


40 posted on 11/12/2018 12:20:23 PM PST by CopperTop (Outside the wire it's just us chickens. Dig?)
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