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Elephant found wandering in New York town gets escort from state police
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| Nov 12, 2018
| Travis Fedschun | Fox News
Posted on 11/12/2018 10:47:26 AM PST by ETL
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To: ETL
>> While it’s not clear how the elephant got out of the sanctuary <<
Musta flew over the fence
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posted on
11/12/2018 11:25:34 AM PST
by
Pollard
(If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
To: HereInTheHeartland
"The insurance claim..."
And we converted it.
We know a thing or two because we'ved seen it.
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posted on
11/12/2018 11:30:45 AM PST
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
To: dfwgator
The elephant is a RINO...lives in a sanctuary. Believes in open borders.
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posted on
11/12/2018 11:42:07 AM PST
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: ETL
The Elephant was probably looking for a local Polling Location so it could cast a Provisional Ballot for Cuomo.
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posted on
11/12/2018 11:45:55 AM PST
by
Kickass Conservative
(Democracy, two Wolves and one Sheep deciding what's for Dinner.)
To: Bob434
Q:Why can’t you go in the park between 2 and 4pm?
A:That’s when elephants are jumping out of trees.
Q:Why are midgets so short?
A:They went into the park between 2 and 4pm.
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posted on
11/12/2018 11:53:16 AM PST
by
DannyTN
To: Bob434
Q:Why can’t you go in the park between 2 and 4pm?
A:That’s when elephants are jumping out of trees.
Q:Why are midgets so short?
A:They went into the park between 2 and 4pm.
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posted on
11/12/2018 11:53:16 AM PST
by
DannyTN
To: DannyTN
Q: how do you get out of an elephant?
A: Run around till you’re all pooped out
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posted on
11/12/2018 11:55:28 AM PST
by
Bob434
To: ETL
The elephant got lost? So it knew where it was, then it took a wrong turn or..?
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posted on
11/12/2018 11:58:04 AM PST
by
subterfuge
(RIP T.P.)
To: Bob434
Q:What’s big and grey and bubbly all over?
A:Elephant in a microwave.
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posted on
11/12/2018 11:58:35 AM PST
by
DannyTN
To: ETL
Westtown is near Middletown Let me guess, Easttown is just on the other side of Middletown?
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posted on
11/12/2018 12:01:55 PM PST
by
pepsi_junkie
(Often wrong, but never in doubt!)
To: ETL
Veterans Day and we see they treated this Vietnam War Vet with TLC!
To: pepsi_junkie
Lol! Didn’t enter my mind: Westtown - Middletown. I couldn’t find a decent map highlighting Westtown, and learned that it was near the comparatively large town of Middletown.
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posted on
11/12/2018 12:11:11 PM PST
by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
To: ETL
Poor elephant.
It’s good that they were able to help it back to the sanctuary without hurting it.
To: Red Badger
To: DannyTN; Bob434; KC_Lion; mass55th
I pondered the possibility of a preponderance of pachyderm puns.
I am presently pleasantly pleased.
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posted on
11/12/2018 12:14:49 PM PST
by
oldvirginian
( Buckle up kids, rough road ahead.)
To: ETL
That'd be an interesting 911 call...
"You see a WHAT? Un-huh. Surrre. Sir, have you been drinking this evening?"
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posted on
11/12/2018 12:16:09 PM PST
by
wbill
To: oldvirginian
That response was alittered with “p”s.
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posted on
11/12/2018 12:17:51 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: oldvirginian
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posted on
11/12/2018 12:18:23 PM PST
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: ETL
Glad they got it home safely.
To: ETL
Somewhere, Otis is saying “See Barney, I wasn’t lying!” d;^)
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posted on
11/12/2018 12:20:23 PM PST
by
CopperTop
(Outside the wire it's just us chickens. Dig?)
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