Probably voted Democrat......................
Cute! I want one!
Q: What do elephants have that no other animals have?
A: Baby elephants.
Q: How is an elephant like a banana?
A: They’re both grey. Well… except the banana.
Q: What’s grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?
A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.
Q: How do you know if you pass an elephant?
A: You can’t get the toilet seat down.
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
Q: Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
A: So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.
Q: Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?
A: No? Well, it must work.
Q: Why do elephants lay on their backs?
A: To trip low flying canaries.
Q: What has two tails, two trunks and five feet?
A: An elephant with spare parts
Let me guess, Easttown is just on the other side of Middletown?