“Alex, you’d better be drinking your water.”
I was walking down the street in the neighborhood and saw a dog steal up close to a doorstep, stop, look furtively from one side to the other, and then rush in to steal a newspaper and dart off. It was hilarious.
I heard they interviewed the dog after that episode and its reply was “It was doglicious”.
I had a cat who loved wine. He would be all over me every time I drank some. I had to give him some just to get him to leave me alone.
I had a dog, Chow-Shepard mix, that LOVED BEER!.............
I had a Cocker Spaniel. If you left your bottle of beer aside you on the ground (out camping) that mutt would get at it and drink the whole dam thing. GD dawg.
“Spot, I said HOLD muh beer.”
And he wonders why it tastes like Hair of the Dog.....
Most dogs I know like beer.
I had friends with a Very Large Dog who got into their wet bar one night while they were out. Wasn’t interested in the fruity stuff, but he downed a few cans and was very, very mellow when they came home.
alternate ending..
The owner came back to a full pint of liquid in his mug and was none the wiser.. until his dog burped and fell off his barstool and just lay smiling and rolling on his back..
I had a German shepherd mix that could not be trusted around beer. He would knock an open can or bottle over and lap up the puddle.