Climate change will make us more likely to wet the bed and may trigger a plague of ticks, snakes...

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[Sub-Driver]

Is there anything climate change can't do?

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Well...leftists are already bed wetters, so.......

[alloysteel]

Climate change probably causes acne, too.

As long as we are throwing everything into the “caused by” hopper.

[C210N]

Climate change will make us more likely to wet the bed

Finally! A climate change thread that does not warrant the usual Goebbels image.

[Spok]

Sounds like a well settled prophecy.

[rjsimmon]

Is there anything climate change can't do?

Won't pay my mortgage or clean up what my wife's dog leaves in the yard.

[lurk]

Wow, we’re playing every card available now. What’s left to sell this drivel?

[woodbutcher1963]

Where is the obligatory picture of Herr Goebbels ?

[PIF]

Climate change makes polyandry more likely ...See he's smiling!

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

I heard that widows & orphans & the homeless will be the hardest hit, and seniors will thrown out on the street.

[I want the USA back]

Climate change wiped out the dinosaurs. It eliminated most of life as far south as the south of France, and southern New England USA (glaciers). Yup, bad thing that climate change.

[Dutch Boy]

In the past 30 years, GW has made me age 30 years. It’s taken the hair from my head and made it grown from my ears. It’s also made my waistline grow. I think it’s also given me arthritis in a few spots too. The horrors.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Well, I known have to pee more when it gets real cold,...

[Lurkinanloomin]

Holy moly they are getting weirder and wilder with their CO2 fantasies.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Jake Blues, updated:

I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD! IT WAS CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!

[The Great RJ]

Snow shoe accidents should be reduced by global warming, however, climate change causes excess ear wax buildup

[metmom]

Liberalism is responsible for the bed wetting.

[butlerweave]

Creating their own Wives tales and myths is all they have left ,LOL

[a fool in paradise]

Climate change won’t take the garbage out and snores!

[Da Coyote]

Ah, the minimum daily Climate Change disaster report.
What a bunch of clowns.