[BenLurkin]

[Jeff Chandler]

She charges $100 for a half-hour session and has no shortage of customers.

Can I train for this at community college? Because the field looks wide open.

[NorthMountain]

She's barking mad ...

Apparently, that's a professional asset in these demented times.

[Obadiah]

“Scratch my belly.”

There. That’ll be $100 please.

[pgkdan]

She charges $100 for a half-hour session and has no shortage of customers.

P.T. Barnum was right!

[Pilgrim's Progress]

I don’t need to spend a dime on a dog psychic . . . I always know what my dog is thinking . . . “I’m hungry.”

[bigbob]

My cat read this article and says anyone named Plotzker needs to stfu.

[NEMDF]

I usually know what our cat is thinking, but it has taken years. Usually it is something about what I can do for him at that particular moment, involving scratching, petting, food, or playing. Sometimes it is about picking him up or sitting so he can get on my lap.

[vikingd00d]

>>(She promptly lost some of my newly won confidence, however, when she went on to say Rascal is very fond of the color blue “because blue is for boys” – clearly I would never raise a dog to have such gender-normative views.)

And the reporterette decides to race the "animal psychic" to Crazytown.

[jeffc]

“A sucker is born every minute.” lives on...

[Michael.SF.]

[gunnyg]

the more i see of people the more i like dogs...~wc fields, i think...

GyG@PlanetWTF?
Semper TRUMP.45!
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[posterchild]

Yes, she also speaks to dead animals.

I speak to dead animals also, though it is typically in short phrases such as; 'tasty!' or 'that looks like a good medium rare.'

[blueunicorn6]

“It just sort of happened.”

Magically, dollar signs appeared in her head.

[IronJack]

A lot of these people can speak to loons ...

[amnestynone]

My cats plainly read my mind. When my cat has kittens and it comes time for them to go to a new home they plainly now what is happening. A few hours before they are picked up they become skittish and go into hiding. when the perspective new owner comes they go into hysterics. I can sometimes read their minds as well. This article is no joke. Though I am not sure about hiring a psychic (as most are frauds or crazy)

I firmly believe that when there is a lot of love and you are close to your pets then you have an open channel. It becomes more natural for animals because they are closer to the collective unconscious. That is where instinct comes from.

Try putting your hands above your pet and just ask him or her if they have anything to tell you and then sit and see if you have anything come across. It will be very subtle at first. It works for me.

[Da Coyote]

Remember this article each and every time the Guardian collection of clowns writes one (or more) of their daily climate change articles.

[Simon Green]

Her motive for taking up thus occupation is quite mysterious.

[olepap]

This is an interesting topic. It is clear that animals think, feel, and reason. They know when it is time for a walk, and they also know when you try to cut the walk short. But they do not think in words. We can’t understand this because we DO think in words, at least on the surface.

[TomGuy]

I suspect this nutcase does not have many squirrels as clients.

[Tax-chick]

“I hate you. Fill my bowl. Let me out. Let me in. I hate you.”