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Guys I'm sorry, I'm having a hell of time thinking of comedy skit this week.

"Oh noes! How will the world go on? :("

"Oh that's ok, Imp. Just do what I do, punt!

"Has anyone seen my legs?"

1 posted on 11/29/2018 2:09:02 PM PST by Impy
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To: Impy

Saints at Cowboys...................will be a tight game...................


2 posted on 11/29/2018 2:10:16 PM PST by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Impy

The ratings for tonight’s game between the Saints and Cowboys will be interesting.


3 posted on 11/29/2018 2:10:50 PM PST by Blue House Sue
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To: Bender2; big'ol_freeper; Allegra; SevenofNine; Cletus.D.Yokel; Rummyfan; Liberty Valance; ...
NFL LIVE THREAD PING

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Get your picks in, Thursday Kickoff in 3 hours.

I'll take the Saints tonight.

5 posted on 11/29/2018 2:14:08 PM PST by Impy (I have no virtue to signal.)
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So, in the next three games Alabama has to play number 4 Georgia, then number 5 Oklahoma who will be number 4 at the time. Then they have to play against the winner of numbers 2 and 3 Clemson and Notre Dame. If they win out, I suggest they get to replace The Cleveland Browns in the NFL.


6 posted on 11/29/2018 2:15:02 PM PST by poinq
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To: Impy

I have been looking carefully and have seen no signs of kneeling.

I think it was a fad that ran its course.

I started watching again this year — glad I did, too as it is shaping up to be a VERY interesting season.


8 posted on 11/29/2018 2:15:49 PM PST by freedumb2003 (As always IMHO)
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To: Impy

WEEK 13 Pix,

Cowgirls stun Aints at home! DALLAS

COLTS!!!

Squealers over SuperChargers in a close one

Failcons win (your Christmas Miracle)

HOUSTON!!

Miami

Da Bears over my hapless Fran Tarkenton - less New York Football GIANTS!!!

Bungles get lucky (Cincinnati)

Rams embarrass Deetroit

Packurds over Red Birds

Cheeps over Stinky Raiders

Tennessee finally takes out their vengeance on a team that sucky sucks

Gaytriots over the choking (as usual) Minneesoda

Shehawks surging into December over 69ers

Eaglets score early and make the Redskins sad. (Philadelphia)

I can’t stand the Panthers and they suck eggs but they eek out a win in the Sunday Night Game (Carolina)


9 posted on 11/29/2018 2:16:52 PM PST by atc23
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12 posted on 11/29/2018 2:18:59 PM PST by big'ol_freeper (If your opponent is of choleric temper, irritate him. ~ Sun Tzu)
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To: Impy

I hope the Cowboys enjoyed their first-place division ranking. Its over after tonight.


13 posted on 11/29/2018 2:19:36 PM PST by Nachoman (Following victory, its best to reload.)
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To: Impy

My freaky math model predicts Saints 41 - Cowboys 24.


14 posted on 11/29/2018 2:22:19 PM PST by Ingtar
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To: Impy

Boycott alive and well. Friends don’t let friends watch unpatriotic NFL.


19 posted on 11/29/2018 2:43:33 PM PST by Reno89519 (No Amnesty! No Catch-and-Release! Just Say No to All Illegal Aliens! Arrest & Deport!y)
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You need to show the full shots of belly button girl.

Thanks for the thread impy.

My picks:

New Orleans
Denver
Chicago
Carolina
Houston
LA Rams
Buffalo
Jacksonville
Atlanta
Green Bay
Tennessee
Kansas City
Seattle
New England
Pittsburgh
Philly


20 posted on 11/29/2018 2:53:06 PM PST by detective
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Denver over Cincinnati

Chicago over N.Y. Giants

Carolina over Tampa Bay

Houston over Cleveland

L.A. Rams over Detroit

Miami over Buffalo

Indianapolis over Jacksonville

Atlanta over Baltimore

Green Bay over Arizona

Tennessee over N.Y. Jets

Kansas City over Oakland

Seattle over San Francisco

New England over Minnesota

Pittsburgh over L.A. Chargers

Philadelphia over Washington

And... (Drum roll)

Dallas over New Orleans!!



Dave's Site


23 posted on 11/29/2018 3:18:39 PM PST by RedMonqey ("Those who turn their arms in for plowshares will be doing the plowing for those who didn't.")
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To: Impy

I’ll take the Saints tonight, rest of picks to come


26 posted on 11/29/2018 4:59:50 PM PST by darkangel82
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To: Impy

who needs to


29 posted on 11/29/2018 6:10:31 PM PST by a little elbow grease (duct tape and cable ties hold more worth than pussy hats and resistance)
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To: Impy
WEEK 13 Winners--

Gadzooks and General Jackson's hatband! Must say I kept expecting my Boys to blow it down to the last second... but they didn't--

Must be something... in what they drink!

Dare I even think of an all... Dallas Superbowl???

OK, on to the other winners this week: RAVENS--

KAM'S KITTIES--

DA BEARS--

BILLS--

COLTS--

ALLEGRA'S TEXICANS--

BRONCOS--

BIG'S CHEESEHEADS--

MY OLD DALLAS TEXANS--P ALLEGRA'S OLD EARLERS--

SEATHUGS--

VIQUEENS--

STOOLERS--

DEADSKINS--

31 posted on 11/30/2018 5:43:19 AM PST by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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My picks for the week have started out.... poorly. . . . . . . Gotta pick up the pace to get a double digit week in this time!
34 posted on 11/30/2018 7:43:09 AM PST by ro_dreaming (Chesterton, 'Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It's been found hard and not tried')
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Well, I got Thursday night wrong - who knew the Cowboys would play their best game defensively in over a year?! Congratulations to them and I guess the Saints were due for a let down. On to the rest of the picks!

SUNDAY, DEC 2, 2018

Denver at Cincinnati 1:00 pm CBS Paul Brown Stadium The Broncos, all of a sudden, have put themselves back in the playoff picture with quality wins against the Chargers and the Steelers in the last two weeks. The Bengals, OTOH, are going in the opposite direction and both Andy Daulton and AJ Green are out. The Denver surge continues. Broncos.

Chicago at N.Y. Giants 1:00 pm FOX MetLife Stadium Who would have thought that the Bears after blowing a big lead in Game 1 against the Packers would later be leading their division comfortably in Week 13? Not me! But Trubisky is still out I believe, and the G-Men, while losing, seems to always keep things close. However.... the Bears D will smother the Giants O and that will be the difference. Bears.

Carolina at Tampa Bay 1:00 pm FOX Raymond James Stadium Oh Carolina... what happened to you? Three weeks ago looking ready to challenge the Saints and Rams for NFC supremacy. Then three straight losses including one to the Lions. And Cam says he's playing better than ever?! Maybe he is but it would be nice to win a game before saying that. Fortunately the Bucs are in even worse straits. Panthers.

Cleveland at Houston 1:00 pm CBS NRG Stadium The rejuvenated Browns try to snap the Texans eight game winning streak. I believe the Texans pass rush will frustrate Mayfield and that will turn the game. Texans.

L.A. Rams at Detroit 1:00 pm FOX Ford Field Rams are on cruise control and have had a week off. The Lions are just too dysfunctional. Rams.

Buffalo at Miami 1:00 pm CBS Hard Rock Stadium The Bills - yes, the Bills! - are coming on. Josh Allen is playing better every week. And the Dolphins.. decimated by injuries. Bills.

Indianapolis at Jacksonville 1:00 pm CBS EverBank Field Indy and Andrew Luck are playing great at the right time. Jacksonville... well that's a whole 'nother story. Colts.

Baltimore at Atlanta 1:00 pm CBS Mercedes-Benz Stadium Whereas the Falcons are pitiful on defense they still have a potent offense and I would not be surprised to see Juio Jones have a field day. Lamar Jackson hasn't really been tested, i.e. forced to throw a lot. And as I've said, the Ravens will be 8 - 8 when all is said and done. Falcons.

Arizona at Green Bay 1:00 pm FOX Lambeau Field C'mon. The Packers at home against the hapless Cardinals?! Packers.

N.Y. Jets at Tennessee 4:05 pm CBS Nissan Stadium Tennessee has more personalities than Sybil. But at home? Against a flailing Jets team? Titans.

Kansas City at Oakland 4:05 pm CBS Oakland Coliseum No way can I see the Chiefs blowing this game. No way.Chiefs.

San Francisco at Seattle 4:25 pm FOX CenturyLink Field After a tough road win the Seahawks get the Niners at home in Seattle. Russell Wilson will not let his team lose at home to an inferior Niners squad. Seahawks.

Minnesota at New England 4:25 pm FOX Gillette Stadium Hmmm.... can the Vikings do it? On the road at NE? Against Tom Terrific with Edelman and Gronk? Nah... Patriots.

L.A. Chargers at Pittsburgh 8:20 pm NBC Heinz Field The Game of the Week! Still puzzled how the Steelers managed to lose that game last week. Usually when you get a 97-yard scoring play, and a special teams TD, you win the game, especially when you pile up 200 more yards than your opponent. But no. As for the Chargers... Philip Rivers is coming off maybe his best game ever. And this is a big 'for real' test. Call me crazy. I like San Diego (yes, San Diego!). Chargers.

MONDAY, DEC 3, 2018

Washington at Philadelphia 8:15 pm ESPN Lincoln Financial Field Two teams that came into the season with High hopes. Now Alex Smith is gone, and the Eagles have never been able to get in synch. However .. they will be synched enough to beat the 'Skins and whoever is playing at QB. Eagles.

As for today's college games.... I'm too late for Texas - Oklahoma. But...

Alabama over Georgia...

Clemson all over Pitt...

And OSU all over Northwestern.

Then the playoff committee can sort it all out. Good luck everyone!

36 posted on 12/01/2018 11:14:01 AM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.)
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To: Impy

Denver at Cincinnati: Broncos win
Chicago at N.Y. Giants: Bears win
Carolina at Tampa Bay: Panthers win
Cleveland at Houston: Texans win
L.A. Rams at Detroit: Rams win
Buffalo at Miami: Bills win
Indianapolis at Jacksonville: Colts win
Baltimore at Atlanta: Ravens win
Arizona at Green Bay: Packers win
N.Y. Jets at Tennessee: Titans win
Kansas City at Oakland: Chefs win
San Francisco at Seattle: Seahags win
Minnesota at New England: Patriots win
L.A. Chargers at Pittsburgh: Steelers win
Washington at Philadelphia: Iggles win


38 posted on 12/02/2018 7:23:38 AM PST by pepsi_junkie (Often wrong, but never in doubt!)
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To: Impy

Old thread on FR

my bad


46 posted on 12/02/2018 10:34:22 AM PST by wardaddy (I don’t care that you’re not a racist......when the shooting starts it won’t matter what yo)
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