my Thanksgiving day story.....in Portland and Seattle all the "in" restaurants...you know the ones in the crummy parts of town with old pipes showing and that industrial look....well, they put these old liquor containers filled with ice cold water on the table for you to fill your water glass....
so I worked incessantly getting the label off a Captain Morgan large rum bottle...then filled it with water, into the fridge and then put into the freezer for the last half hour....
refrigerator must have been set high because that darn bottle broke into a million pieces...
Water: perhaps the most essential but weirdest and most contrary natural chemical substance on Earth...