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To: daniel1212

So what happens to Obama and McCain in the bar?


3 posted on 12/04/2018 3:20:21 PM PST by BeauBo
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To: BeauBo

The bartender says, “wow! A zombie and John McCain.


5 posted on 12/04/2018 3:24:45 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: BeauBo
They walked into a bar.

Then Fauxcohontas and O-C walk into the same bar.

A lot of other people would duck, avoiding a bump on the head.

10 posted on 12/04/2018 3:32:54 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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Well – suddenly these two guys with suits and sunglasses on peek in the door… and before you know it… President Obama and John McCain walk in the door. Well – nobody in the bar seems to notice – on account of this is a bona fide redneck bar… not CNN headquarters. Nobody else has no idea those two are in there.

And they set there – right in front of me at the bar. And they ordered beers and commenced to arguing. It was like one of the President’s famous beer summits – right there in the Duck Inn. It was like I was being a witness to history.

These boys are throwing back long-necks… John McCain keeps drawing something on a bar napkin… and the President keeps shaking his head. McCain would grab another napkin… write some more numbers… and the President would take a gulp of beer… and shake his head.

Well – at that point – I couldn’t stand it no more… so I started pretending like I was refilling the corn-nuts… to get a peek at what they were writing down. But every time I got close… this big dude with the sun-glasses stepped in there to keep me away. And the President and John McCain really started shouting at each other.

Finally I go…what in the hell are you two fighting about… before I kick your butts out of the bar!!? And John McCain holds up this napkin… and he goes – ‘I’m trying to show the President if we go after ISIS in Iraq… we could accidentally kill ten-thousand innocent civilians… and one bodaciously hot blonde with a huge rack.

And I think for a minute and I go…’Why do you got to kill one hot blonde with a great rack?’

And McCain nudges the President and he goes… ‘See, I told you nobody would care about the civilians…


12 posted on 12/04/2018 3:37:24 PM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: BeauBo

McCain was arrested for aiding terrorists in a sting while Obama was rolled up as an illegal with fake SS number and ID.


13 posted on 12/04/2018 3:39:16 PM PST by Karliner (Jeremiah29:11,Romans8:28 Isa 17, Damascus has fallen)
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To: BeauBo
So what happens to Obama and McCain in the bar?

McCain bellies up to the bar, and asked the bartender for a nice glass of brimstone. As he takes a bitter, burning sip, he turns around and sees Obama.

"Hey, when did you get here!" McCain exclaims.

16 posted on 12/04/2018 3:44:10 PM PST by Fido969 (In!)
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To: BeauBo

BTW: That was my gradad’s joke, can’t take credit for it.


18 posted on 12/04/2018 3:49:18 PM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: BeauBo
So what happens to Obama and McCain in the bar?

That is not answered.

19 posted on 12/04/2018 3:57:17 PM PST by daniel1212 (Trust the risen Lord Jesus to save you as a damned and destitute sinner + be baptized + follow Him)
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To: BeauBo

I looking for something. false advertising for this thread.


22 posted on 12/04/2018 4:02:38 PM PST by dirtymac
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To: BeauBo

The bartender said “We don’t serve assholes”, so they both walked out.


26 posted on 12/04/2018 4:09:23 PM PST by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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