[NativeSon]

Alex Trebek" "for 1000$, “unknown sharp weapon”"

Contestant 1; " what is A Knife, Alex?"

Trebek; "sorry, that is incorrect"

Contestant 2, "what is, we need more gun control, Alex?"

Trebek; "Correct, we would also have taken, didn't do nuffin"

[Flaming Conservative]

Since someone was actually hurt, I’m not going to ask if it was a partially eaten poptart, made to look like a knife, then.