Reminds me of a friend of my grandmother’s. She was pulled over by the Colorado Highway Patrol on I70 about 50 miles east of Denver, in the left lane, driving about 40 miles an hour. When the trooper asked her what she was doing in the left lane, she told him she needed to turn left when she got to Denver.
A lady we know was stopped for speeding. When the LEO was inspecting her ID, she asked him a question: “Don’t you have anything better to do?” He was not amused, or impressed.