Also, if the Dow were 22,000 when I pulled my money out, I would be VERY THRILLED.
Someone needs to wake these ridiculous morons up and tell them we have a few trillion dollars of capital to burn before any downturn occurs. We also need to fire a few million employees, who then need to run out of money. Oh and all that money the banks are lending needs to be defaulted on, and all the money coming back from overseas needs to be immediately burned. Those huge corporate earnings need to disappear and the 5% upturn in Christmas retail - just pretend that didn't happen.
Wall Street is not individual success, unless you like having your wealth on paper controlled by strangers.