This article might be of use if the one that cobbled it together was more interested in giving fact instead of trying to be so cute!
The Register does have a penchant for cutesy, sarcastic writing. OTOH they also have an excellent record of coming out with tech scoops hours or days ahead of most everyone else, which can be advantageous in the case of problems.
I find that following their links to the original articles/papers have drier but more complete descriptions.