Good parents should protect their children from all that Hollywood produces.
We all know that f***ing is not only a lot of fun, but it helps strengthen our marital relationship, boost our immune system, makes us smile and look forward to the next encounter.
We also know it has the possibility of blessing us with a new member of our family during the childbearing years. And, by and large, we look at it as a blessing and not a disease, even though the timing can sometimes be inconvenient.
In short, f***ing is not only far more enjoyable for us Trump voters, but we also get to do it more often because we have more meaningful relationships and genuinely love our children, grandchildren and extended families, which is just one positive result of so much meaningful f***ing. We are also disease free because one partner is enough for most of us.
F***ing is a great blessing. It makes us happy when we think about, when we do it and in the afterglow of when we've done it and are thinking about the next time.
So, thank you Hollywood for wishing us well and wishing us fecundity, even if you didn't intend to do so. This is just one of many reasons why we are happy and you are miserable.
Lastly, as Clint Eastwood phrased it during the 2012 GOP convention "Go do something to yourself which is anatomically impossible." And, when you do, remember that most of us have someone to do it with the NATURAL way.
Anyone have his address, email or phone number?
“A douchebag by any other name...”