[Larry Lucido]

You could always run the Peterman Reality Tour route. Get a free Three Musketeers, a pizza bagel and a muffin stump, push a Frogger machine across the street while dodging traffic, evade the Van Buren Boys at Lorenzo’s and end up at the coffee shop or the Soup Nazi’s place.

[glock rocks]

My Roku remote is velcroed to the handlebars of my spinner bike in the den. Does that qualify for an article?

[PghBaldy]

Exactly what I thought I would find in the article: "Currently, he is preparing to do a 40-mile, five-borough ultra, which he calls "Slavery in New York,” to honor Black History Month. "