Posted on 02/11/2019 12:26:48 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
Police at Towson University near Baltimore are warning people on campus about a woman who is approaching students, apparently looking for a date for her son.
The Baltimore Sun said the woman, whose name was not released, visited Cook Library and the Center for the Arts, and showed students a photo of her son on her cellphone, asking if they would be interested in dating him.
It happened on Feb. 6 and 7, WBAL reported.
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So whats the problem and why are the Fuzz involved
Wow - that’ll kill any chances he had. So what does he look like?
There are apps for this...
Poor kid is done for, ruined. He’ll die a male spinster. Or he’ll have to do “the transition” or maybe get into a Protective Witness program and undergo plastic surgery in Albuquerque.
The embarrassment of this would be fatal.....................
Maybe that was the point.
Chicks Dig It
That might have been her plan all along...
Wants to rent out his room.
What else could this guy do except have his mother asked for him?
He’s not allowed to harass a Woman by asking her out on the date.
I had a female friend in graduate school who was quite tall, maybe 6’3”. (Her sister was even taller.) She once told me that her mother had gotten into a minor traffic accident, and since the other party was a very tall, rather young man she asked if he’d like to meet her daughter.
“Foosball is the devil!”
Poor guys a victim of the Gillette Pussy Hat movement, cant talk to em ask’em out hes screwed so his Maw is pimping him.......good for him
In this case mom should get him a hooker and get it over with save him the embarrassment at school
“So whats the problem and why are the Fuzz involved”
Her son is eight years old...but mature for his age.
(Jus’ kidding.)
Heh, That was my first thought too. A plot right out of “The Goldbergs”
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