Well, Crazy, theres one way to know for sure.
We all have a birthmark that looks like a platypus on our right cheek.
And not the cheek by your nose.
If you have one, then you are a family member and heir to the Royal House Of Sheetzy.
“We all have a birthmark that looks like a platypus on our right cheek.”
I had no idea what that was. I had a tattoo artist cover it with a reclining nude of Helen Thomas!