To: Bullish
Interesting tidbit vis-à-vis Mayberry:
Why is everyone in Mayberry so happy?
Because no one there is married.
- Andy
- Aunt Bea
- Barney
- Goober
- Gomer
- Floyd
- Howard Sprague
- Emmett
- Helen Crump
- Thelma Lou
- Opie (obviously)
- Ernest T. Bass
- Ellie Walker
- Bea's friend Clara
- Briscoe Darling and his Daughter Charlene
Except Otis Campbell the town drunk. He's married and I think that speaks for itself.
15 posted on
02/21/2019 6:08:45 PM PST by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Atrophy of science is visible when the spokesman goes from Einstein to Sagan to Neil Degrasse Tyson.)
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Andy eventually marryied Helen Crump, Opie’s teacher according to the internet!
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Charlene was married to Dud Wash.
You don't know that, you are not a true fan.
49 posted on
02/22/2019 10:02:01 AM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(If you are going to be baked by a witch you might as well go out with a mouth full of gingerbread!)
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