[wny]

so the evil Israelis are going to the moon while the pallies can’t build an outhouse

[Pravious]

Tucked away inside Israel’s Beresheet lunar lander, currently on its way to the Moon, is a massive archive documenting humanity’s achievements.

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Well, if they got it from Google 29 million pages of it will be African-Americans.

[UCANSEE2]

"30-million-page archive of humanity's achievements headed to the Moon"

"We don't read."

[blueunicorn6]

Does it show sliced bread?

[Moonman62]

Beresheet missed its first engine firing.

I hope they get it worked out.

[NativeSon]

It better represent all those achievements by the lgblt community and persons of color...especially women of color but mostly trans women of color.

[SaxxonWoods]

We killed more of our offspring than any civilization ever!

[Buckeye McFrog]

push to create a space-based archive of Earth

"The materials you borrowed are 36,000 light years overdue..."

[Ransomed]

452,941 Women’s and Gender Studies Theses and Dissertations

Freegards

[TheNext]

30 Million Page Archive of FAKE NEWS

written by the elite.

For the real truth, browse Free Republic.

[Yo-Yo]

In a thousand years, some archaeologist on the Moon will stumble across the “Sea of Tranquility Scrolls.”

[DannyTN]

Last accomplishment entry - We were really bored so we put this on the moon.

[Getready]

So that’s where the aliens on twilight zones famous “monsters of maple street” episode knew how to manipulate us.