I guess they convinced me to go back to corn cobs or Sears Roebuck catalogues.
I don’t get the Sears Roebuck catalog anymore. Guess I’ll have to start using Amazon web pages. They can deliver overnight.
Our grain elevator buys both the corn and the cobs, there is a market for them.
When my grandma still had a facility in the back yard, the Sears catalogues could be found there. The catalogues are gone forever. I'm going down to Home Depot and get a power washer.
Let scientists figure out how to convert leftists into toilet paper.
I find this whole notion sexist....women HAVE TO use more toilet paper..they just can’t whip it out and pee....we have to be lady like....
Whoops the Sears catalog is something of the past. On another note, Georgia Pacific, Champion, and International Paper the three largest land owners in America have no problem supplying Kimberly Clark or Scott with pulp wood for tissue or toilet paper. In fact they grow specially developed trees and replant the harvested areas.
My father didn’t like slick paper of the Sears catalog.
Tried sand paper but it hurt. Tried fingers like most of the world but had to use too much soap and water.
Tried to use the NY Times and Wash. Post but my feces didn’t like them because they were more like competition to them than useful in disposing of them. (In other words, they were crappy, full of shit and useless too).
I guess they convinced me to go back to corn cobs or Sears Roebuck catalogues.
They convinced me - would be better to grab a socialist to wipe my backside- just rinse them off and use again