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1 posted on 03/06/2019 12:35:15 PM PST by Beave Meister
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Well, there goes that idea.


2 posted on 03/06/2019 12:36:41 PM PST by mbarker12474
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All I can think of is Mel Brooks' History of the World Pt.1
3 posted on 03/06/2019 12:37:19 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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Oh my!


4 posted on 03/06/2019 12:37:38 PM PST by nascarnation
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Those Swedish pumps were Austin Powers bag ,baby.


5 posted on 03/06/2019 12:37:53 PM PST by wally_bert (You're bringing The Monk down, man!)
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6 posted on 03/06/2019 12:38:15 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Lord why would you do that and take a chance of complications? No doubt it was the young girlfriend he was trying to impress. Guy should have stayed away from the 25 year olds.


7 posted on 03/06/2019 12:38:24 PM PST by Captain Peter Blood
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Pro Tip :
Window caulking silicone is not medically approved.


9 posted on 03/06/2019 12:38:58 PM PST by llevrok (Vote while it's still legal)
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Man, what’s the point of being a billionaire if you still need penis enhancement surgery?


10 posted on 03/06/2019 12:39:01 PM PST by pepsi_junkie (Often wrong, but never in doubt!)
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“he suffered a heart attack when a substance was injected into his penis.”

what was the substance? ketchup?


14 posted on 03/06/2019 12:40:37 PM PST by max americana (Fired libtards at our company for the past 12 yrs at every election. I hope all liberals die.)
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“L’il” Robert Kraft at least with a less drastic idea in taking his small peg to a house of small holes...


15 posted on 03/06/2019 12:41:49 PM PST by 9YearLurker
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Billionaires don’t need big penises...


16 posted on 03/06/2019 12:43:23 PM PST by Sans-Culotte (If it weren't for fake hate crimes, there would be no hate crimes at all.)
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“Go big or go home.”


17 posted on 03/06/2019 12:44:14 PM PST by kaehurowing
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Rich guy: Hey doc, can you perform a penis enlargement? How hard can it be?

Doctor: we don’t work on them when their hard, but the pain’s a killer..


18 posted on 03/06/2019 12:44:21 PM PST by shotgun
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Penises are not forever


19 posted on 03/06/2019 12:44:51 PM PST by PGR88
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This is going to be a long thread.


21 posted on 03/06/2019 12:46:46 PM PST by cornfedcowboy
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He will be cremated. They can’t find a box they can close.


25 posted on 03/06/2019 12:47:48 PM PST by o-n-money (We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
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Thankfully, I’m well endowed!


27 posted on 03/06/2019 12:49:29 PM PST by Cowboy Bob ("Other People's Money" = The life blood of Liberalism)
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He should have just bought a 1 ton 4x4 with a lift on it.


28 posted on 03/06/2019 12:49:54 PM PST by waterhill (I Shall Remain, in spite of __________.)
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"Hey doc, I like this model but does it come in white?"
29 posted on 03/06/2019 12:50:29 PM PST by mbarker12474
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I guess diamonds aren't a girl's best friend after all?

-PJ

30 posted on 03/06/2019 12:50:33 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
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