[Alberta's Child]

I knew a guy years ago who would have his doctor write prescriptions for over-the-counter medications like Tylenol and certain types of shampoo so he could deduct the costs on his tax returns.

[Red Badger]

You can do that now thru Health Care Savings accounts............

[tired&retired]

My wife is an MD, so I asked her for a handicap parking permit.

She replied, “They don’t issue them for mental illness!!!”