[bgill]

The other day a FR thread had a guy breaking in taking a shower and making pork chops. Lots of hungry burglars lately.

These gals are very lucky he was more interested in the soup than raping and killing them. They might want to consider buying a gun and keeping the door locked.

[donna]

Just pretend that door is the USA/Mexico border.

No problem.

[Drango]

Were the tortillas glutten free?

[SamAdams76]

I'm working on a short story in which a runaway girl breaks into a man's house and cleans up the place, hoping he will come home and decide to keep her around and provide shelter for her in exchange for...well, I'm still working that out but I'd like to keep it PG rated as the girl is only 16. So more of a father/daughter type thing. I'm thinking of making her older so something more can develop but if I make her too old, she won't be able to be a teen runaway and that's important to the story as I already have the plotlines worked out (she ends up becoming a popular country music singer).

The man is a divorced truck driver and is away from the house up to a week at a time. Lives in a small ranch house that is falling into decrepitude. I think it could be a good story - maybe even turned into one of those LIFETIME TV movies.

[SaveFerris]

[ Phoenix residents awaken to find intruder cooking tortillas, eating soup ]

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I mean if anybody told me...

[VTenigma]

If that were my house we’d be mopping his brains off the floor.

[SaveFerris]

He must have been really drunk:

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[doorgunner69]

Did the guy at least offer to share breakfast?

[Farmer Dean]

I tell everyone to get a large protective dog.Rottweilers are my favorite breed for the job.

[Leaning Right]

> These gals are very lucky he was more interested in the soup than raping and killing them. <

It’s a sign of the times that that was my first thought as well. If he was high on PCP instead of booze, this story could have ended very differently.

[DeFault User]

Mr Drane only has to tell the authorities that he identifies as a Latina female. This should get him out of any trouble.

[Deplorable American1776]

If someone breaks into my home, I’m going to shoot them. I don’t care if he is hungry. I might have to clean his brains up from the floor or walls but, he broke in...