Well, oral sex isn’t real sex. Just ask Billy Jeff.
According to Slick Willy (mighty apt nickname) Monica had sex with him, but he didn’t have sex with her.
I’m not kidding.
Well, oral sex isnt real sex. Just ask Billy Jeff.
I remember reminding my wife when that happened that we(she) didn’t consider that ‘sex’ either. Sex was ‘going all the way’. Pretty much anything else was OK.