Sanders gets stitches after run-in with glass shower door (guess which mansion...)

AP via Yahoo ^ | 3/15/19 | JUANA SUMMERS

[Rockingham]

Obviously, the glass door long harbored covert capitalist leanings. A KGB inquiry is in order.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Can’t listen to Bernie talk without thinking of the aardvark from “ Ant and the Aardvark”.

[patriot torch]

Looks like one of the five families left a message!

[broken_clock]

[CJ Wolf]

Needs one.

[Political Junkie Too]

Remember when Kathleen Sebelius testified before Congress looking like the Taryton woman?

-PJ

[cyclotic]

I know the feeling. A couple years ago, I was at a red light in DC and Al Franken walks in front of my car. It was so hard keeping my foot firmly on the brake.

[BobL]

He needs to start using mouthwash.

[patriot torch]

Sebelius looks like a character in a sci-fi movie when the creature begins to shed it’s outer shell.

I guess it was all that stress trying to get a fifty dollar website up and running when you only have five billion dollars to work with!

[Political Junkie Too]

And meanwhile, President Trump is trying to get a $5 billion wall up and running when he only has $50 to work with.

-PJ

[patriot torch]

And despite the obstruction, I’ll bet DJT has better success!

[BradyLS]

Bernie got drunk and bought himself a “Gorbachev birthmark” tattoo.

[haircutter]

Thanks for sharing that great photo of Bern's stumble into a shower door!!!!

That is a real professional looking bandage job...and he goes to a walk in clinic. and has the BEST HELATH CARE INS. AVAILABLE???

Why wasn't he taken to a HOSPITAL EMERGENCY WARD? after all he is almost 78 years old come Sept. 8th...and we old timers stumble often, just ask Hillary and she isn't quiet 73 yet? hummm

Interesting...this needs more investigating, after all he is running for POTUS...WHERE WAS HIS WIFE? ahhh right, closing down the Sanders Foundation...