Inspired by the Mad Crapper of National Lampoon’s High School Yearbook?
A friend told me there really was a Mad Crapper at the New Jersey high school where he was vice-principal in charge of discipline.
The kid was eventually caught after leaving little souvenirs in many locations around campus.
I can’t remember exactly how the kid was punished, but he definitely received a psychiatric evaluation.
But that’s not the end of the story. My friend said that the kid eventually became a New Jersey state trooper.
Now this could mean one of two things. Either the kid got his head straightened out, or the state police got really sloppy in the way it background checks recruits.
I should note my friend retired to Florida as soon as he qualified for his pension. He has told me often that this is one decision he has never regretted.