Jesus and Moses were playing golf together...
The 7th hole was a par 3 across a pond...Jesus pulled out his 8 iron and Moses said “Don’t you think you should hit your 7?”
Jesus said “I saw Arnold Palmer hit his 8 pin high here last week. If he can do it, so can I.”
Jesus promptly hit his ball into the water...As he walked across the water to get his ball, the group behind came up to the tee...
One guy looked and said “Look at that!!! Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ???”
Moses said “Nah...He knows he’s Jesus...He thinks he’s Arnold Palmer...”
Jesus and St. Peter teed up. With His initial drive Our Savior hit a hole in one.
St. Peter let loose a wicked drive that also resulted in a hole in one.
Jesus then said, “Uh, Pete, what do you say we cut out the miracles and get down to playing real golf?”
I was just thinking of posting that joke!
Well... here’s another one....
A husband and wife were playing a round together. On the tenth hole, there was an old barn along the fairway. The wife sliced her drive into the barn.
Her husband said, no problem. I will open the barn door and you can reach the green by hitting though the barn. He opened the door and waited for her to hit. She did, but unfortunately her shot caught him flush in the forehead and killed him.
Years passed, and lo and behold, the widow remarried and was playing the same course with her new spouse. They came to the tenth and once again she sliced into the old barn. Her new husband offered to open the barn so she could have a shot at the green.
I don’t think so, she replied. Last time I tried that I took a double bogey.
Badabing!