Feelthy but funny.
I had golf lessons, but literally couldn’t find the ball. Missed hitting it all the time.
Went of ophthalmologist, he tested my eyes, laughed. “You’ve never known where anything is, you are so astigmatic. One eye a baseball, one a football.”
So I watch my favorite sport on TV.
Golf is definitely not for you if your instructor asks you, “Are you sure that you’re right handed?”