I asked to go home and never went again.
I knew a guy who paid a neighbor to walk his dog (because he claimed to be disabled) - he played golf every weekend!!!!!!!!
It’s an obsession!
Golf spelled backwards is “flog”.
And that’s what you do; flog at a ball all day long, work up a sweat, flog at it some more, swear like a sailor with each sand trap, add up your strokes then angrily hurl your club into the nearest pond & storm off in a huff.
Then the next day, you go back and you’re flogging once again.