“Better to be in a nondescript old junker that nobody wants.”
A company I used to work for had an old Ford Van that was four-wheel drive. It looked like crap, but it could haul butt up hills and go anywhere. (We bought it used - I think the former owner had done some special work on it.)
Other than having to go outside to go to the bathroom, I’m guessing it would have made a pretty good survival vehicle. (Assuming there was gasoline. IIRC it didn’t get very good mileage!)
A real Q-ship that was practically invisble to DC, MD, and VA police net.