[max americana]

you see things when high on crack..

[dp0622]

intelligent life on Mars...

There’s barely any intelligent life here.

[rktman]

LOL! Knew it was the brits reporting. They never quite understood that “NASA” is a pronounced thingy. Always lower case ‘asa’.

[Track9]

If you look long enough at the bathroom floor, you’re bound to see something strange but is it really worth it..

[SaxxonWoods]

This crap is worse the Paul C. Hoaglund’s “Face on Mars” by a long shot.

Blurry blow-up of rocks 2 inches long?

Pathetic.

[SERKIT]

NASA found an original copy of the Steele Dossier on Mars. It is an ancient story of how a coup is fabricated. And, yes, Hillary paid for that one, too.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Sometimes a rock is just a rock.

[samtheman]

If you’re a Nyanzipithecus alesi climbing in the branches looking for some juicy hanging fruit, and out of the corner of your eye you think you spot a shadow that might be a leopard and you leap to the next tree and it turns out there is no leapord, well, you haven’t lost that much, assuming you’re good at leaping and didn’t have much risk of a fall.

But if you ignore the shadow because it doesn’t look that much like a leopard but actually turns out to be one, well, you’ve just been Darwin-awarded out of the gene pool.

So we’re all programmed to see significance in shadows that are just shadows and dim shapes that are just dim shapes.

It’s what we are.

The whole purpose of education is to rise above your brute genetic programming. Some people never do.

[Magnum44]

[Daffynition]

I've had this image for years....

....So what's new pussycat?

[headsonpikes]

Given that sort of evidence, the question remains, is there intelligent life on Earth?

[BitWielder1]

When you see faces in random objects, think "human imagination" not "aliens".
The "Face on Mars" a decade ago turned out to be random rock, only appeared to be face (albeit quite a good one) when the lighting was just so.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

“Alien Expert”, how the hell do you get this title? I’m sure it has a lot more with selling books and getting your pie-hole in the newspaper than saying anything intelligent. If find it absolutely appalling that TV shows like Ancient Aliens and Ghost Hunters are in the “Documentaries” category of most media outlets. Bring one of them over to my house for coffee and donuts, then I’ll believe a damn thing this guy has to say about aliens. Until then, good luck with that!

[N. Theknow]

Also found ruins of a failed nightclub on Mars.

Totally lacking in atmosphere.

[DanielRedfoot]

Whats more pathetic? This guys assertions or this “Media publication” publishing it?

[fieldmarshaldj]

*ping*

[cpdiii]

It is obviously a “sex stone.” It is a F-ing Rock.